Whats govno in Russian

Yay! This silly post is your definitive guide on a massive 244 Russian Swear Words, Slang, Phrases, Insults and Expletives, or How To Swear In Russian! Yes, profanities from languages around the world is subject matter that appears a lot in this silly travel blog!

You can find out more about Russian swearing in more detail here – and actually maybe learn some proper Russian!:

As an introduction… here are my Top 10 Russian Swear Words! Let’s just say that they’re very expressive!

What The Best and Funniest Russian Swear Words, Curses and Phrases?

Srat’ tebe v rot – To crap in your mouth
Perhot’ podzalupnaya – Pee hole dandruff (which makes me wonder how the dandruff got there in the first place!)
Razvaluha – Car that’s falling apart as it goes
Shluha vokzal’naja – Train station whore
Shob tebe deti v sup srali – I wish that your children will crap in your soup
U tya sho zhopa sho rozha: vse prigozhe – Your ass is the same as your face: all beautiful
Nochnaja babochka – Hooker (literally: night butterfly)
Zalupa konskaya – Horse pee hole! (to a person)
Hooy morzhovy – Walrus penis (to a person)
Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu – I’ll rip your ass and poke out your eyes

I have a feeling that none of these new phrases you’re about to learn today are ever going to appear in Living Language – Russian anytime soon!

One of the things that I try to learn whenever I go to a new place where English is not the main language, I make sure that I memorise at least five words – hello, goodbye, please, thank you and beer. And then I use combinations of those to make a two word sentence!

Yay, you’re going to learn how to say some Russian Swear Words!

I know sod all Russian and I can’t read it because it’s in another script (Cyrillic) which just looks like a jumble of scribble to me that I’ll never understand.

By the way, if you’re going to Russia anytime soon, you may need one of these guides: